It was Snowy’s second night in Wilmington, N.C. Her friends had planned to go to Myrtle Beach, S.C. for dinner, but there was a last minute change of plans. So it was decided that they would stay in Wilmington and go to Ginger and Jeff’s favorite restaurant, The Bonefish Grill. Snowy was lucky enough to score a date with Ginger’s handsome son, Klinton.
If the hostess was a little suprised to see a group of slightly intoxicated middle aged folks, and a handsome young hunk toting around a pink, plastic flamingo, she managed to maintained her composure and hid her curiosity well.
After carefully considering the menu,
Snowy decided to start with an order of Bang Bang Shrimp – tender, crispy shrimp tossed in a creamy, spicy sauce served over a bed of lettuce with chop sticks.
Snowy couldn’t resist the wonderful specialty martinis and chose to start with an Espresso Martini –
Stolichnaya Vanil Vodka, Kahlua, crème de cacao and espresso. Served with a chocolate sugared rim.
For her next course, an order of Mussels Josephine – Prince Edward Island Mussels sautéed with tomatoes, garlic, red onions, basil and lemon wine sauce.
Next she helped Kirk sample some Ahi Tuna Sashimi, which is sesame seared, sliced with wasabi and pickled ginger.
Time for another martini! This time, Snowy tried a Classic Vodka Martini – level premium vodka, shaken and garnished with Danish Bleu Cheese stuffed olives. Yum!
The main course was Mahi Tuna with lobster thermador. And wine. A New Zealand Pinot Grogio.
When the waitress came around to take the dessert order, Snowy said that it about time that she took an exclusive, private tour of the kitchen! She talked Kirk into slipping the hostess a $20….and she whispered to the hostess that she was looking for something a little wild to get into.
The next thing she knew, she was back in the kitchen being abused by a sadisitic sous chef!
After narrowly escaping being beheaded, she hid in the freezer.
Then she must have passed out, and somehow came to in the dishwasher!
After being subjected to a little water boarding torture….
…and being locked up behind bars….
She was finally released to her friends, and found herself safe in their back seat, with Klinton as the designated driver.
The Wild Side of Snowy 