Snowy loved her day at the beach, but was getting a little tired. She wanted to head on back to her friend Ginger’s and settle in for a quiet night with friends. She was looking forward to having a nice dinner and maybe a drink or two out on the porch.
Snowy stopped off at Motts Channel Seafood for some fresh shrimp for dinner. Motts had a seasonal display of gourds at the register. One look at the lumpy, bumpy gourds and Snowy started missing her husband … who had to stay home due to his hemorrhoids.
Fortunately, Snowy didn’t miss her husband long. She was hungry and couldn’t wait for her shrimp and steak dinner with friends.
Dinner was delicious and so was the wine. She drank wine with dinner. She drank wine while cleaning up the dishes. She drank wine out on the porch. Before you knew it, Snowy had downed the entire bottle.
And what goes better with a good buzz than a cigarette? We didn’t know Snowy smoked and asked her about this. Snowy asked for a light and said “There’s a lot about me that you don’t know.” As Jeff got a little closer to light Snowy’s “cigarette,” he realized that was no cigarette! Snowy had rolled a joint and was ready to party!!
We quickly realized this was going to be a long night.