Snowy does Johnnie Mercer’s Pier

No visit to Wrightsville Beach is complete without a stop at her local landmark, Johnnie Mercer’s Fishing Pier. Located in the center of the island, this magnificent concrete structure was finished in 2001 to replace an older, wooden version which was destroyed by Hurricane Fran in 1996. Snowy, wise bird that she is, insisted to be taken directly there after lunch, so she could dip her flip-flop clad feet into the cool Atlantic Ocean and stroll on the fishing pier of choice for so many anglers.

Unfortunately, Snowy was not paying attention to the fierce undertow. She was too busy feeling the wind blow through her fluffy pink feathers to realize the grave danger she was in. Suddenly, she was toppled over into the water and almost drowned! If not for the lightning quick reflexes of her friends, she would have surely perished in the ocean.

Sadly, the near-drowning experience had an unfortunate effect on the fluffiness of Snowy’s feather “doo”.

To console herself from the embarrassment of such a ratty looking appearance, Snowy decided to ask her friends to help her out! Nothing like a good blow job to make a gal look better!

For her next adventure, our wild girl Snowy meets a real man – a southern fisherman…with all the proper equipment!

First stop: Trolly Stop

Snowy’s first trip to Wilmington, North Carolina started off with a quick trip to the Station One Trolly Stop. It is THE place to go for a hot dog (pronounced hot daawwg) on Wrightsville Beach. The quirky menu includes any kind of topping imaginable on a big ‘ole variety of dogs.

Snowy took a minute to admire the many polaroid shots of all the REAL dogs and owners who have visited this famous place through the years.

She was thinking real hard about having some nachos and cheese…

….but in the end, she settled for a Battleship Dog, complete with onions, mustard, relish and salsa.

It wasn’t long before Snowy started attracting some male attention.

So she positioned herself on the grass, where she would seem more approachable to this dark and handsome suitor. Before you could say pepto-bismol, there were interested birds swooping in from everywhere.

The guys in this neighborhood had never seen anything quite like this before! Snowy was mesmerizing to them, with her pink fluffy feathers and exotic black toenails. In the end, they were all too shy to make a move, and Snowy soon became impatient with their childish ways. A girl like her craves adventure, so she decided to check out Johnny Mercer’s Pier.

Stay tuned for more of Snowy’s Wild Adventures!